So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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