Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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