mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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