This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Randomize