She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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