yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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