Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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