wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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