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I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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