i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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