my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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