life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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