Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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