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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
vagina is talking i cant
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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