Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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