This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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