ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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