I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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