so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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