hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
His nipple licking is glorious
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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