Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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