i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
