I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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