I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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