Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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