It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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