he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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