She announced her abortion via fbk
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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