can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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