3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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