And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
