But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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