I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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