My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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