I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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