Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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