did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
too bad you live with your parents still
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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