Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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