Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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