forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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