She is in my trunk
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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