It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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