belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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