he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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