their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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