OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I had to cum in my sink.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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