i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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