if i died would you start the facebook group?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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