Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
