4 words: hood of his car
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
only you would photoshop your dick
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm always down for nudity.
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