just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Buhtt sex?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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