Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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