just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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