You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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