If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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