I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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